Whiskey Brothers

When your best friend has sex with your girlfriend's sister.

A: "Dude you just fucked my girlfriend's sister last night!"
B: "We're Whiskey Brothers now! Whiskey Bro Five!"

by Dubs the Cat November 23, 2013

whiskey bent

The way one gets after downing too much whiskey. Wild Turky or So Co will do the trick. Screaming at trees or God while muttering half words is a common characteristic.

Sorry for slapping your girlfriend and pissing on your couch, I was pretty whiskey bent last night.

by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 4, 2005

whiskey-dicked dollar

When a bill is too limp to be accepted by a jukebox or change machine.

Q: Hey, did you get change for the pool table?
A: I tried, but the only money I had was this whiskey-dicked dollar.

by baby sea tuna January 10, 2008

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Military for wtf (what the fuck)... Great to use at work.

Bob: Did you see the girl at table 9?

Sue: Oh my god! Whiskey tango foxtrot is she wearing?!

by stormiwinn August 23, 2011

whiskey-dick

Occurs after a night of heavy drinking when a male cannot feel his penis during sexual activity resulting in long periods of sex, sometimes so long the penis goes limp.

I had sex for 3 hours the other night when I was hammered but nothing happened because I had whiskey-dick and couldn't feel anything.

by bamf!crew November 27, 2007

whiskey balls

the ability to have countless hours of drunken sex without the ability to have a male orgasm. Also know as a "lost cause"

man i was banging her for hours and never could nut, i guess i had a case of whiskey balls

by sulaboy July 13, 2007

Whiskey Militia

1. Place where you can find the sickest brands in the biz and for next to nothing—run by people like Robin Hood and his Merry Men…uh…minus the rad tights and feather hats.
2. Site pledged to surf and skate that delivers one fix at a time, 'til you're shaky, sweaty, and compromising your morals for more. Drops one stupidly marked-down deal each night at midnight and sell it 'til it's gone
3. Site committed to making sure you don’t look like a douchebag selling surf, skate gear for dirt cheap. Cheaper than your mom because there’s not much time to make money when you’re this busy being pompous.

Whiskey Militia rad fixpompous

by Candicewh February 20, 2009