Weeniedunk

The act of inserting your penis in any bodily orafice in a surprising and or speedy manner.

Julie was just sitting there with her mouth hanging open, so I went straight for the weeniedunk.

John: Hey Kim, I think you dropped your bracelet.
Kim: What? (bends over)
John: Weeeeeeeeniedunk!

by Doselan July 9, 2010

Weenie Fondle

When one is feeling in the mood, esp. of the male gender, he will go up to a female and inquire her to fondle his weenie: meaning a delicate graze of the male genitalia.

George: We just got back from a classy party and I'm feeling pretty good right now
Kandii: Oh wow since we are so classy, screw the hand job. Im'a weenie fondle you

by CharliesAngel12321 January 30, 2012

Weenie Tamer

A girl or guy, your preference, that settles you into a steady monogamous relationship and you stop fucking everyone else other than them.

Rachel is a weenie tamer. I finally settled down.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Weenie Grincle

Weenie Grincle is an almost-member of the animated group, BT21. He was set to join the rest but his activities stopped due to a controversy (violence towards Supreme Boi). Once told the news, Weenie wore a shocked expression, which he has had for the past 5 years. He is kinned by many and is a pillar of the community.

'Did you hear about Weenie Grincle?'
'No, who's Weenie Grincle.'
'That's Isa's alter ego.. he's not to be messed with.'
'SHIT'

by soopzi May 9, 2022

Weenisology

Weenisology is the study of the best skin on the body, the loose elbow skin. This study is world renowned and should be spread into the depths of human society. Everyone and their should know about their Weeni (Weenis plural). Weeni are very interesting, and have a lot of material to cover. Let me know if you have 69 hours to talk about Weenisology, I would love to spread the gospel of the Weeni. I was informed of the Weenis in the year 2069 when my mom told me about the birds, and the bees, and the Weeni, and I was instantly hooked. I needed to know more. I fiended the Weeni. I went to study Weenisology at the prestigious UW (University of Weenis). I became the worlds foremost expert, with 5 PhD’s in Weenisology. Enough about me and my Weenis background, I wanna talk about your Weenis, and your life. Weeni knows no gender, race, creed, religion, or ethnicity. Feel free to talk and show everyone your Weenis. Let me know if you have 69 hours to talk about Weenisology, I would love to spread the gospel of the Weeni.

Person: I love Weenis with all my heart. I love how stretchy it is. Weenisology is my favorite study.

by the weenis master September 23, 2022

Jean Weenie Jerker

A highly accomplished woman who specializes in hand jobs while multitasking, i.e., cooking dinner, text messaging, housework, painting, sketching.

Wow, that bitch can multitask like nobody's business. She is a regular "Jean Weenie Jerker."

by Nasty Netters July 3, 2008

Symph Weenie

a person who thinks that progressive rock music begins and ends with Genesis and Yes. They do not acknowledge other styles of progressive rock music such as Zeuhl, Canterbury, Jazz Rock or Avant Rock. They think that Genesis and Yes are superior to all other music in the history of sound.

Joe Blow doesn't like the Mahavishnu Orchestra; he's a died in the wool Symph Weenie.

by PROGMAN1 January 27, 2019