wanker

Someone that listens to Trance music

Paul Oakenfold is a wanker of a DJ.

by Slap!Nastee May 13, 2003

Wanker

The middle of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Roy's penis is neither large nor small, rather, he has a wanker.

by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

Wanker

Trump

Trump is a Wanker

by Big dick Human Being October 21, 2020

wanker

Someone who doesnt know the difference between a mode-2 ipx socket and a mode-3 ipx socket - i mean come on guys!

GOON 1 : "I think he's confused his mode 2 with his mode 3!"
GOON 2 : "What a wanker!"
GOON 1 : "hyuk! Nasal laugh, lots of slobber and slurping
GOON 2 : "Lets have gay sex"

by peda June 17, 2003

wanker

a man caught up in his own world, who would love nothing more than to make love with themselves..... if it were possible.

"sinclair you wanker stop feeling yourself"
"brad is a self indulgent wanker

by traceab June 7, 2007

Wanker

A word used to describe one's dick.

Dee-dum has such a large wanker!

Who's gonna hold the video camera when Dee-dum and I get it on with his big wanker?

by hexpack February 12, 2015

wanker

Male that engages you and want to put into a fight but refuses to fight you. Probably Polish. Thats of course not a homosexual behaviour. Very popular among Polish, no matter if abroad or not. Encouraged and socially accepted makes them feel like "Real Men".

(insults, staring..)
- Alrite then, if you want to fight me come on
(a bit of confusion, then goes away. not a wanker.)

by overwankerr October 5, 2008