Ur mom

People use ur mom as a joke when it’s not even funny

I’m so tired from basketball

Someone else: I’m tired from ur mom last night

by Rileyisrelevent October 27, 2022

ur mom

The ultimate comeback. Known as the most powerful counter in all of human history. Use it and you will instantly watch your opponent spontaneously combust.

Enemy: Your gay lol
You: ur mom
Enemy: Explodes

by Crazyhoopla265 October 27, 2022

Ur mom

It is just to me a silly thing to say or just like Your mom is asleep.

UR MOM/Your mom is asleep.

by ella_loves_jesus April 18, 2023

Ur mom

Ur mom is a lonely woman who once had a man, (aka ur dad) but sadly he left for the milk

Person 1: hey isn’t that ur mom?

Person 2: when will the milk arrive?

by Ratas.noodles May 10, 2023

ur mom

it is ur parent

i am ur mom

by i am the person who made lthis September 28, 2018

ur mom

the person you "popped" out of, after she had sexual inter course, and got prego!

Sally had sex with Bob, Bob got Sally pregnant, Sally had a baby, the doctor told the baby , pointing to Sally "thats UR MOM!"

by Kelly April 8, 2003

Ur Mom

....

waiter... What would you like for DESSERT this evening...?
Dumbass... UR MOMMM!!!!!!!
waiter... How much of a tip are you goin to leave...?
Dumbass... A big one... in UR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by @the3muskiteers(find us on ig) October 22, 2018