Guy 1: I can get 80 wpm while cock typing but when I have an erection I can get 120.
Guy 2: This is why you have no friends
Guy 2: This is why you have no friends
by Ihaveanaccount November 7, 2020
Get the Cock Typing mug.David Typing Syndrome, also known as "DTS". The David Typing Syndrome causes your fingers to go and move on their own. Causing sometimes incomprehensible sentences and phrases.
Matthew: “dio iuwab ton psyd vskrinst".
David: Yeah I infected him with the David Typing Syndrome. But I think he means, "do you want to play valorant".
David: Yeah I infected him with the David Typing Syndrome. But I think he means, "do you want to play valorant".
by thatgirlfromclass July 18, 2021
Get the David Typing Syndrome mug.Me: I'm typing google into google, Tim Allen is gonna have herpes.
Tim Allen: Dangit...hrugh hrugh hrugh
Tim Allen: Dangit...hrugh hrugh hrugh
by Hrugh May 30, 2009
Get the Typing Google Into Google mug.Cross-typing verb.
1) The act of assuming an alternate (usually fake) online persona or identity and/or representing yourself as that alternate identity through email, chat, or text messaging communications. Most commonly observed in chat rooms and in singles ads for amusement or gathering attention.
2) Using a keyboard & the internet to pretend to be someone other than what you are, for whatever purpose.
3) Cross-typing is a bit like cross-dressing, with a keyboard instead of clothes (without the gender identity issues).
4) similar to phishing or vishing but done for attention, distraction or photo farming.
1) The act of assuming an alternate (usually fake) online persona or identity and/or representing yourself as that alternate identity through email, chat, or text messaging communications. Most commonly observed in chat rooms and in singles ads for amusement or gathering attention.
2) Using a keyboard & the internet to pretend to be someone other than what you are, for whatever purpose.
3) Cross-typing is a bit like cross-dressing, with a keyboard instead of clothes (without the gender identity issues).
4) similar to phishing or vishing but done for attention, distraction or photo farming.
Bubba, the 55 year old trucker from Wisconsin, relished the online attention he got cross-typing as a 22 year old model from L.A.
by Aged Razed Hen (anagram) June 8, 2009
Get the Cross-typing mug.She is a rich and spoiled girl who is mean and rude at first however once you get to know her she is crazy wild and super funny
by Chanel Diamond Glitter January 2, 2015
Get the tyonna mug.A way of typing that is comprehensible to only their own race. Teenage girls. Although the word includes teenage girls the age range for the extremely stupid typing is usually 13-16, the "stupid" phase of the teenage girl race.
Teenage Girl on Facebook 1: omg r u srs lol hve 2 nt uze 2 mny ltters
Teenage Girl on Facebook 2 den it hppend . i ws lke wat???
Teenage Girl on Facebook 3: dat is soooooo coooolllll iii cannnnt holllldddd in my excittttmen
Average-Intelligence Person Talking to Average-Intelligence Friend: I can't stand these fucking retarded Teenage Girl Typing Style posts on facebook.
Teenage Girl on Facebook 2 den it hppend . i ws lke wat???
Teenage Girl on Facebook 3: dat is soooooo coooolllll iii cannnnt holllldddd in my excittttmen
Average-Intelligence Person Talking to Average-Intelligence Friend: I can't stand these fucking retarded Teenage Girl Typing Style posts on facebook.
by I hate American girls March 2, 2011
Get the Teenage Girl Typing Style mug.1. The one instance of a particular word in what you've written that will bring out stampeding herds of duh-weebs to point out to you the correct spelling of the word - and a few more incorrect ways to spell it - even though every other instance of the word is spelled correctly.
2. A correctly spelled word that illiterate duh-weebs are unfamiliar with, and will mistake for misspellings of other words.
3. The reason why spell-checkers were invented.
2. A correctly spelled word that illiterate duh-weebs are unfamiliar with, and will mistake for misspellings of other words.
3. The reason why spell-checkers were invented.
1. "The correct spelling of yelow is yellow."
"Maybe that's why I spelled it that way the other 36 times I used that word."
2. "You left the P out of homepage."
"If I had wanted to call my homage a homepage, I would have."
3. "I spell everything correctly! I use a spell-checker!"
"Spell-checkers don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, and neither do you."
"Maybe that's why I spelled it that way the other 36 times I used that word."
2. "You left the P out of homepage."
"If I had wanted to call my homage a homepage, I would have."
3. "I spell everything correctly! I use a spell-checker!"
"Spell-checkers don't know the difference between there, their, and they're, and neither do you."
by Downstrike May 30, 2004
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