Mums and Tulips

Referring to a woman's expanded breasts and labia after childbirth Sounds like flowers but they ain't flowers.

Damn bro, my wife's mums and tulips came in and I'm spending more time in the garden than ever!

by The0ph1lus April 21, 2021

Tulip trotter

A gardening tool that gets around!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m about to pick up a tulip trotter

by OG Tulip Trotter October 29, 2018

Tulip kisses

hen a woman sit/hovers their bare crotch on a mans chin while facing him putting the bottom of there Vulva on the man's lip.

Allowing the man to stick out their tongue and lick and kiss it.

(The woman is allowed to move positions to move closer and to further and also push the man in further during the process)

Girll: My boyfriend gives me the best tulip kisses

Girl2: girl i don't even know about your sex life

by LexxDef November 9, 2023

pubic tulip

A really horny bi girl that plays guitar in a band.

You can tell shes tensing....her sounds too tight..no doubt a pubic tulip on a trick ride.

by Dr.Robert June 20, 2005

tulip oil

Tulip oil is the equivalent of pussy juice, specifically indicating the lips of said pussy. Term used in social situations to mask nsfw conversations

This chick was so wet, she was oozing tulip oil.

by Lickemhardjames July 28, 2018

Tulip

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Tulip is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well. Named tulip because a vagina has 2 lips.

At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Tulip! Like, how totally embarrassing!

by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018

Tulip

A woman on a bus first met via bitlife and is nice but also related to shrek

Omg did u see THAT GOG, shes such a tulip

by Smol fucking bean January 6, 2022