Squishy fucktard

A fat and slightly retarted person that takes many dicks in the ass

Guy1: Hey did you get laid at the party last night?

Guy 2: Kinda i met this Squishy fucktard named Jordan and got my rape on

by Thuganot May 7, 2011

Squishy Kid

A small child of over-weight proportion.

Dude he's a squishy kid ha ha.

by Mad Scientist69 December 26, 2008

Squishy Tubes

Fenders that you use for protecting the side of the boat when docked or docking.

John is going to give Eric a tutorial on how to use his squishy tubes during a romantic night boat ride.

by Byefelicia11 June 8, 2018

Squishy Roasting

These are words that Moriah Elisabeth invented, it's used when you say all of the imperfections of a Squishy.

It's time for "Squishy Roasting"!

by Moriah Elisabeth's fan April 29, 2023

Squishy Sexy

Combing cute and sexy together.

Aw..isnt't he looking squishy sexy this morning?

by Pige93 August 1, 2011

squishy dick

when your dick is floppy like a cooked noodle

jimmy had such a squishy dick last night, we couldn't do anything.

by limppinkle June 21, 2017

Squishy Lily

A woman's vulva and/or vagina.

Maybe if I'm lucky, I'll get some squishy lily this weekend!

by Extra Bec April 28, 2010