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Mouth queef

A woman burp so deep it came from past her pussy.
Bonnie:"burrrrrrppppp, oh man that came from past my pussy?"

Jolene: "did you just mouth queef?!"
by The Dropper August 9, 2013
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Sandbar Mouth

When you mouth is so dry, with just a tad of saliva covering you sandy dry tongue....resembling a sand bar with only a tad bit of water over it....most commonly encountered while high, a variation of cotton mouth.
Bud: Hey man this is some dank bud.

Cotton: Yeah but it's giving me the worst cotton mouth.

Sandy: Yeah you must have "Sandbar Mouth".....ya

know...when your mouth is so dry it resembles a sandbar?
by Eli Packet February 19, 2011
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stank mouth

Waking up with terrible breath after a night of drinking.

Symptoms include: Numb taste buds, extreme thirst, and your friends giving you the thizz face when you try talking to them.
Guy1 "Dawg, last night was off the meat rack!"

Guy2 "(Makes thizz face) Yo man, you got some stank mouth."

Guy1 "Haha quit playin. Wasn't that shit crazy though when that chick was flashin her titt-"

Guy2 "Nigga you need to stop talking."
by KfreshDougie December 7, 2010
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Midnight Mouth

A sensation of supreme dryness and lack of moisture in the mouth, akin to drinking 8 pints of sand after playing basketball, that wakes the victim up in the middle of the night and creates a feverish, panicked, and borderline predatory need for cold, refreshing liquid. Also known as after hours cotton mouth on steriods.
Jill: So, I have a vague memory of you exploding out of bed, knocking over the TV, and making dinosaur sounds last night. Bad dream?

Frank: No, I woke up with Midnight Mouth and had to chug half a gallon of orange juice.
by Big Erik April 6, 2009
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morty mouth

A term describing the outline of a woman's labia made visible by pants or leggings that are too tight. A reference to the likeness of the facial expression ( ω ) made by characters in the popular tv show, "Rick and Morty".

See also, camel-toe.
I hate wearing leggings in public because they give me a massive morty mouth.

Aww geez, don't look at her morty mouth.
by urban_master May 11, 2018
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Mouth Love

Fellatio (on males) or Cunnillingus (on females); a blow job.
Mel Gibson, drunk and nearly unintelligible, angrily screamed at his Russian ex-wife that he would burn her house down, but only after she gave him Mouth Love first. Mel is crazy again, I guess.
by WelcomeToNowhere July 22, 2010
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aggy mouth

the condition of the mouth which occurs when an individual is aggy. During extreme anger, or annoyance, the individual's mouth will shake uncontrollably as the rage within consumes them.

Aggy mouth tends to unsettle other individuals in close proximity to the aggy individual, who grow concerned an outburst of violence or a verbal tirade is about to be unleashed

Often coincides with aggy eyes
Dave was so aggy after losing his fifth consecutive game of FIFA he began to get aggy mouth. As his mouth shaked and lips quivered uncontrollably, we awaited the inevitable foul-mouthed harangue or potentially a vicious windmilling arm attack.
by josh190889 January 4, 2010
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