/ShANe,Shh,a,ine/Shh,wayne/
1. Shane; Shane’s;
Handsome bearded man. Lacks basic knowledge that’s everything on the Internet is true.
2. Shane
adjective
Thinks cats are pointless.
1. Shane; Shane’s;
Handsome bearded man. Lacks basic knowledge that’s everything on the Internet is true.
2. Shane
adjective
Thinks cats are pointless.
Omg, Shane is cool. To bad he thinks the Internet can be wrong.
I know a Shane. He thinks cats a pointless.
Wait, you know Shane!!!
Hey Shane!
Shane, hello!
How many Shane’s does it take to grow a beard?
I know a Shane. He thinks cats a pointless.
Wait, you know Shane!!!
Hey Shane!
Shane, hello!
How many Shane’s does it take to grow a beard?
by Justto Smrt December 12, 2018
by naviiii July 30, 2020
Shane is a nice, loving, caring and very funny person. Sometimes they will need alot of patience and guidance but they never asks for anything and is always overly gratefull of what you do for them. They will do their best make you smile (even if it means changing into an Irish accent). Shane can be quite sensitive but can also be the strongest person at times <3
by WriterKilljoy16 November 04, 2021
A pastey white bitch. Who has no pipe and fucks with ugly dirty toed girls. And monkey faced bitches.
Nick: Hey, look at that fat bitch! Id never go out with her!
Fahiem: Aye i heard shanes pullin her on myspace.
Walt: Yeah shanes a queer.
Fahiem: Aye i heard shanes pullin her on myspace.
Walt: Yeah shanes a queer.
by KameronPotts February 09, 2009
Shanes are often very sweet. They like sharpies, especially rainbow packs. They look awesome in skinny jeans. They date girls with the same haircut as them. You can always trust them with your life. If you ever have the chance to date or be friends with one, never let them go. They are one of the most amazing people that you will ever meet.
Their hobbies include: writing on rocks, writing on walls, coloring Converse, listening to screamo, kicking down mailboxes, doing backflips, jumping out of trees, and jumping into bushes.
AKA: That Stupid Shane Kid, Spiderman.
Their hobbies include: writing on rocks, writing on walls, coloring Converse, listening to screamo, kicking down mailboxes, doing backflips, jumping out of trees, and jumping into bushes.
AKA: That Stupid Shane Kid, Spiderman.
by NiggerLegs0925 April 19, 2009
a noun. A Caucasian male who does not take pride in his life, career, outer image, and overall hygiene. Shanes are indigenous to rural areas, some cities, trailer parks, mountains, and personal vehicles. Shanes are usually attracted to public parks, Walmart's, zoos, flea markets, and anywhere else with discount prices.
See "Deliverance" or ShaneSpotter for videos and pictures.
See "Deliverance" or ShaneSpotter for videos and pictures.
Guy 1: Hey, you see the Shane that just pulled into the parking lot?
Guy 2: You mean that guy with the stars and stripes bumper sticker that says "I'm an American-American"?
Guy 1: Yeah. His wife Krystal gave me a lapdance at a bachelor party last month.
Guy 2: Why does he have a coffee can for a tailpipe?
Guy 1: I told you, he's a Shane, dude.
Guy 2: You mean that guy with the stars and stripes bumper sticker that says "I'm an American-American"?
Guy 1: Yeah. His wife Krystal gave me a lapdance at a bachelor party last month.
Guy 2: Why does he have a coffee can for a tailpipe?
Guy 1: I told you, he's a Shane, dude.
by planeview December 05, 2009
A caucasian male who live by sucking the blood of virgin cows and eating used steroid syringes. He occasionally skates, wrestles bears, and fucks baby goats.
by oopsasa May 09, 2016