Alaskan Thunderfuck

Having sex while bear hugging and making moose noises and wearing a hat like Bofur the dwarf.

Hey, want an alaskan thunderfuck? I hear its the bees knees!

by Dumpater January 7, 2021

Nebraskan Thundersuck n’ fuck

A fat black nasty Alaskan Nebraskan bitch cums in ur mouth but has lung cancer so when she sucks ur dick ur little white dick turns into a BBC.

“Hey Kilian how was ur Nebraskan Thundersuck n’ Fuck go last night”
“John ‘Sauce’ Bender was a delight but now I have an inverses dick

by EggoBlueWaffles July 7, 2022