Thirsty Thursdays

When you have to party on Thursday because the week is stressing you out enough already, or just because

Why didn't you go to class friday?

Thirsty Thursday

by NoahG December 19, 2003

thirsty slut

A girl who craves/wants sexual attention.

Cassandra is such a thirsty slut. Her husband caught her with another man.

by PRBitch October 31, 2013

thirsty merc

A mad Aussie band that is totally unique, has a fresh sound and does Australia proud. They had their first hit "Wasting Time" in 2004, which was followed by the successful "Emancipate Myself", "My Completeness", "Someday Someday" and "In The Summertime".

Album: Thirsty Merc (Self-titled) 2004

Lead singer: Has awesome curly hair

by princess April 21, 2005

Thirsty chicken

A white girl who is starving for cock that is out of her league.

Jen- hey wanna netflix and chill later... maybe?

Chett- no im busy tonight.

Jen- I'll let u go through the back door.

Chett- Damn ur a thirsty chicken... ok.

by Cock Diesil March 29, 2017

Thirsty ho

A NIGGA who always wants dick

shane is such a thirsty ho

by SHITSHAFT May 22, 2016

Balls Thirsty

The most ravenous form of thirst known to man caused by such extreme dehydration that one's scrotum and testicles cannot possibly sweat any more and may even start to shrivel.

Guy 1: Dood, I've been running from my crazy ex girlfriend all day in the hot sun and I finally shook her..., am I ever balls thirsty!!
Guy 2: Shit bruh, stay right there, I'll go get you the biggest water bottle I can find!

by Waterman73 April 27, 2015

Thirsty Squirrel

When a gentlemen stretches his nut sack in the shape of a bowl and it's filled with beer, liquor, water, juice, etc. and his partner drinks the contents of the nut sack.

I got a good buzz last night when Brian gave me a Thirsty Squirrel of whiskey. He has a big nut sack.

by Ginger Bear September 5, 2018