An obscure measurement of time, really early in the morning or very late at night. Used to emphasize how incredibly early or late it was.
by Goostoff January 28, 2005
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2. A metaphor for LSD, at least in the minds of certain cartoonists.
2. A metaphor for LSD, at least in the minds of certain cartoonists.
"The third dimension is a theoretical realm of space and time in which the particles and dark matter of this parallel, alternate reality bends light to collide with the electrical charges of the subconscious mind. What is light becomes dark. What is dark becomes light. Some look into the third dimension and see nothingness; others believe they see the very face of God." - Fluffy Thing, Intermission in the Third Dimension
by lilzilla February 1, 2005
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by julie c January 6, 2008
Get the third arm mug.A "Third Joke" is when someone says something funny, someone else feels the need to follow it with something that may or may not also be funny, and then a third person, trying to keep up, follows up with a third quip, which by this point is most definitely no longer funny.
It is important for others at this point to call "Third Joke" out loud to point out the third individual's social error, to embarass them for killing the funny.
A truly unskilled individual can Third Joke on the second quip.
It is important for others at this point to call "Third Joke" out loud to point out the third individual's social error, to embarass them for killing the funny.
A truly unskilled individual can Third Joke on the second quip.
Bob: "And then I said, "That's not my fish!"" Haha!
Bill: "A halibut tale!" Haha!
Ted: "I smell fish!" Ha.. um.
Bob: "Third Joke, Ted."
Bill: "A halibut tale!" Haha!
Ted: "I smell fish!" Ha.. um.
Bob: "Third Joke, Ted."
by Triggur October 16, 2006
Get the third joke mug.1) This is the wife that replaced the last wife who replaced the wife before that. Every time you were said I'll never do that shit again.
2) The girl you met at work while trying to work on things with your second wife
3) A woman who has blown your mind in every way and makes it seem like child support and alimony are so worth it.
2) The girl you met at work while trying to work on things with your second wife
3) A woman who has blown your mind in every way and makes it seem like child support and alimony are so worth it.
by hammer6969 November 14, 2009
Get the Third Wife mug.A humorous name or term of endearment used in reference to a vehicle made by the International Harvester Company (or any of its subsidiaries), said in fun since International was pretty much the best foundry and manufacturer of farm implements.
Scout II driver fueling at station
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.
by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010
Get the thirteen letter shit spreader mug.A term used to predict the arrival time of a particular person or event when desiring to connote an extremely low probability of occurrence. Alternate spellings include never:thirty and never:30
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