Packing the Trunk

Vigorous, pleasurable anal sex.

Roger's girlfriend love's rough,anal sex. She called him at work and told him that she was sitting at home, naked and waiting for him to get there and start Packing the Trunk.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015

Packing the Meat

Slang term for Masturbation.

Tom: Hey Justin what are you doing this friday?

Justin: I ussually have a date for friday but i dont this week. So I guess I'm Packing the Meat friday night.

Tom: Have fun.

Justin: Ohhh I will.

by Pack the meat everyday! August 21, 2009

packin the beef

somebody who is starting putting on weight

Man, Mary is really packin the beef these days huh?

by capstickman July 13, 2006

Packing up the tent

To lose an erection.

I was all hot for that chick but then I saw her making out with the keg nozzle so I'm packing up the tent.

by DPMistress March 21, 2009

Packing the clown car

Synonym for sexual intercourse, or the plans to engage in said activity

Layman's terms: Smashin' or trying to smash

Mark: Hey, where's Brandon?

Daniel: Oh, he's packing the clown car with Jenny.

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Rita: So, what are you doing tonight?

Bethany: Oh, me and Rodney are going to packing the clown car for the rest of the night.

by Mikeywikeylikey August 9, 2018

Packing The Bench

Packing The Bench is the process of managing to fart while needing to poop, all the while avoiding accidentally sharting. The gas passes around the stool, removing gas pockets and allowing the stool to collect and bulk.

"Yo, I'd avoid standing behind me, I'm really packing the bench over here."

by hollow1 October 29, 2023

Packing for the winter

The act of steaming one's nuts and storing them in a woman's vagina and anus simultaneously for sexual pleasure

I used Rachel when I was packing for the winter.

by Lajora February 3, 2017