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twisty

when you accidentally fall and twist your dick to look like a twisty chip
the man fell and gave himself a twisty
by theryalbanana August 27, 2022
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twisty

basically if Satan had brain damage. if you meet a girl using the name twisty on twitter, RUN. she is either out to take your reproductive organs, or "take" your reproductive organs;)
by not twisty :p December 27, 2021
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Twisty Sticks

Like the four leaf clover of bad luck, if you just so happen to stumble across a stick with a vine wrapped around its length, (either naturally or who would even do that on purpose???) you’re in for a twisted, sticky m’fn situation.
Jerry: “Somebody sabotaged my ride, next thing I know I’m hemmed up in the ditch, I couldn’t even get out I was STUCK!”

Loraine: “Good lord I’ve seen a twisty sticks in my lifetime but I’ll just keep my mouth shut..” Lmao
by xbicyclebitch June 2, 2021
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The Twistie

The act of carefully inserting a twistie into you’re sexual partners anus and with your penis, pleasuring them until climax. Once reached height of pleasure, you release your twistie covered member, and proceed to feed your sexual partner the much needed cheesey delight that is smeered over your bulging tip.
Ben - “Mate, Luke and I were sitting around yesterday afternoon and he was so horny and hungry. So I decided to give him the twistie.”
Alex - “Was he full?”
Ben - “He had his fair share of biscuits and cheese.”
by Daddy191 January 12, 2018
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Twisty Guy

That thingy you can't quite remember (While on Phycotropic Medications) the name of that when you twist it gives you warm and cold H2O...
Random PH D Visitor: Do u mind if I use you Twisty Guy to wash my hands real quick???

You: Sure (WTF) Hey did they bump up ur meds??? O__0
by SoN-</18 August 27, 2018
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Twisty Cone

Taking a massive shit, not at all unlike soft-serve ice cream.
Oh shit, boss! I have a Pope's nose...I gotta go curl a twisty cone!
by yankee01 May 20, 2010
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twisty box

The twitter account of a young C Stout who went through a phase with a love for NARing in the halls.
C Stout- NAR NAR NAR NAR!
Girl- Is that Twisty Box?
Boy- Yeah, I follow that guy on twitter.
by drinkwataaa March 19, 2013
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