shanghai neck-lick

well it's just what it sounds like. Having your neck licked by some groupie or whatever without your total consent in Shanghai or anywhere.
"Standing at the rim of the violence, I was groped by a drunk punker, complete with a shanghai neck-lick. My contempt for all-things-androgen reached its peak, and, smearing the saliva off my collar, I mined my purse for keys."
Someone Shanghai neck-licks and slobers on your neck or collar.
by badmotherboard September 16, 2006
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Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS)

Is when you take a shit in a paper bag then slap someone in the face with it.
Bill: That fucking chode pissed me off so much yesterday i gave him a Shanghai Shit Slap (SSS) and he cried. He smelt like shit for the rest of the day.
by ChoadZilla69 February 23, 2010
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Shanghai flush

Washing ones hair in an airport toilet
“My flight got canceled so I had to Shanghai flush my hair

“I had a 12 hour layover so I gave my hair a Shanghai flush”
by Twgab May 04, 2018
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Shanghai Suicide

A sexual act during which a male who is receiving a Rim Job from a female, or is going ass-to-mouth with said female, defecates in the mouth of his female sexual partner.
Bob: "She's pretty sexy"

John: "Yeah, I'd give her the ole' shanghai suicide"
by shanghai'dd April 22, 2013
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Shanghai Major

Pulling a huge failure; fucked up really, really bad. A shitshow that should always be forgotten.
P1: Hey man, about that test last week, how'd you do?
P2: Let's just say I Shanghai Major'd that shit.
P1: Holy shit! I don't even want to know now. Let's forget about what we talked about.
by TheTrollUhate March 02, 2016
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The Shanghai Slip and Slide

A variation of the slip and slide see urban dictionary ‘slip and slide’ where the girl, while on top, pulls out a bunch of wet noodles and surprise slaps them across the other persons face yelling ‘Ni Hao, bitch!’.
Last night Barbara and I were doing the slip and slide and she whipped out The Shanghai slip and slide variation!
by 2moist4u. June 14, 2024
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Shanghai Tower

A tower that every airplane wants to be inside of
I'm an airplane, and I really want to be inside the Shanghai Tower
by nickgurr507 June 26, 2019
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