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pinky promise

when people make a promise by intertwining their pinkys and then kiss their pinky.
i pinky promise i wont cheat on you with your best friend
by C.A.W March 8, 2009
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fuck promise

a promise made during sex that is used to encourage continued activity. Usually, not to be carried out.
Bob didn't call Linda back the next morning like he said he would. He thought that was ok as it was a fuck promise.
by Tker December 16, 2009
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Johnson promise

Any promise that the giver has no intention of keeping.
'He promised the work would be done by Friday, but both of us knew that was just a Johnson promise'.
'She said she'd be home by 10, but that was just a Johnson promise', etc. etc.
by exuk November 19, 2021
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german promise

It's a promise you know you will not be seeking to fulfil, yet which you make not to be called names and rejected by people better than you.
Years from now, there will be a term #Germanpromise (German promise), which means that when someone repeatedly promises to do something but never really does it and everyone anyway already knows that it's not going to happen. @HVKarpen

2022 brought us new expressions #Germanpromise (German promise) #Germanshame
thank you #Germany (but no thanks) @hy_zrada
by @exileoftza July 7, 2022
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quesadilla promise

A man who breaks a quesadilla promise is not a man but a worm
by Queso Dilla March 15, 2021
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a wipe and a promise

A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.
Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"

Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"
by smendler September 20, 2010
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Vacation Promise

A Vacation Promise is a promise kept by three or more people going on a vacation together that there will be no sexual activities going on during the vacation.
“Don’t forget when we leave you two have to keep the Vacation Promise.”
by Insanitysfeelings98 August 21, 2018
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