Jake Jones

A Jake Jones bust down is a cigarette that someone (usually jake jones) smokes down to the Newport sign and gives it to you. A.k.a a crappy bust down.

Let me get a jake jones. , Why did you jones me?

by Tree dwelling coalition May 28, 2016

Dylon Jones

150% straight
4% gay (hands)
Is a trash person because he didn’t do the play

That Dylon Jones is weird

by Lemoncakes72 September 28, 2019

sean jones

An Amazingly attractive A-hole that is always there when you need him to be. Sarcastic, annoying and yet can't get along without him. Sean Jones is the the guy you should hang with and party to make sure that you make it home safe and sound while having a great time the whole way.

"That guy hanging with Sean Jones has the right idea! "
"Sean Jones is always who I call first"

by NotThatGuy18 July 30, 2017

gavin jones

The GOAT the best the sexiest man alive.

Gavin Jones is sexiest, and best man alive.

by Gavin Jonez March 7, 2017

George Jones

getting drunk, wrecking someone else's car, and getting arrested by the cops.

Nah, my old lady and me aren't on speaking terms anymore after I George Jones'ed her brand new Cadillac.

by Sargent Soul Spank August 2, 2010

mike jones

"Rapper" for people with ADD.

Still Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours
Tippin' on four fours, wrapped in four fours....repeat 2 times.

Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me...repeat 4 times

First Round Draft Picks coming
Who is Mike Jones coming...repeat until INFINITY.

by i <3 mike jones March 14, 2005

t jones

Your mother or female guardian.

Yo dawg, i gots ta call my t jones before i do anything.

by logan marks September 15, 2005