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Jonah

Jonah is a member of the band Why Don’t We. He’s the hottest guy you will ever see in your life. No tea, No shade, Just facts. He’s also married to Ava Hartsell, @ softieformarais on instagram. The band he’s a member of includes Corbyn Besson -Kaylee Eslinger’s husband-, Daniel Seavey, Zach Herron, and Jack Avery. They’ve realeased many amazing songs, go listen to their songs, like idbitc and hooked. He’s from Stillwater Minnesota and has three siblings. Two younger sisters named Svea and Esther Grace, along with an older brother named Zebulon. He loves coffee and Harry Potter.
Is Jonah Marais taken?

Yeah, he has a wife named Ava
by ava frantzich April 4, 2019
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Jonah

Yeah Jonah is so cool look at him go best person ever
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Jonah

Gay and ugly kid that likes to roast himself and has no friends
Jonah has no friends
by GetRektBboy April 25, 2017
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Jonah

The most saltiest man you will ever know. When you talk to your lips go crusty dry and your throat hole goes dry and you get dehydrated cause his salt levels are soooo high they can make a whole new planet.
Man he his so salty, duh no wounder dude he is a Jonah.
by Communism_Online October 26, 2017
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Jonah

A name commonly associated with a ridiculous annoying little piece of crap who has no reason to exist.
Hey Jonah, you're fat!
by pickledpeepee May 5, 2020
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Jonah

A friend that can be annoying at times, but a great friend to have nonetheless. He is addicted to mobile games, and loves music. He can be pretty cringey sometimes, and likes to talk about stuff nobody else cares about. He likes to randomly start singing in public places, which gets pretty annoying.
Shutup Jonah, nobody cares about which character in Brawl Stars is overpowered.
Jonah, shut the frick up, your singing is distracting me from my homework!
by CoolCollin14 February 5, 2019
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Jonah

An ugly guy that no one likes. Everyone who meets him Yeats out of the because he is annoying. At least, however, he is smarter than anyone named keegan
Girl 1: did you see that guy? He was so ugly

Girl 2: yah, his name was Jonah
by Big dumm February 2, 2019
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