lit the fuse to your tampon

what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.

"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Fred."

by HashBrownClown July 29, 2016

Cunt-fused

Someone whose brain is totally misdirected either because of too much sex, or nowhere near enough sex.

Shti! She's so cunt-fused, she just told me that it's cowing like a pissing flat on a rain rock !!

by Bigbear469 July 23, 2018

Blight-fuse

Noun.

Bacteriophage(s).

“Dude, I’m loaded with blight-fuse, and the bic’s flicked!!”

by yakrank September 24, 2020