by Brooke Lane July 23, 2011
Men who are named Dan are often upset with the world on a daily basis. They are usually frowning and tend to hate happiness. They also seem to reject anything in life that is remotely pleasant.
Person 1: Hey, want to go out tonight?
Person 2: No I'd rather eat a pinecone and sleep until 2045
Person 1: Ugh you're being such a Dan right now.
Person 2: No I'd rather eat a pinecone and sleep until 2045
Person 1: Ugh you're being such a Dan right now.
by girlgirlgirl98 January 24, 2015
1. Getting drunk.
2. Getting banned from a bar.
3. Being over the age of 55 and getting punched in the eye.
2. Getting banned from a bar.
3. Being over the age of 55 and getting punched in the eye.
1. “Let’s get some beers and get Danned tonight guys.”
2. “Yeah I showed my ass and got Danned from the jazz last night.”
3. “So there I was minding my business, sorting my medicine into my weekly pillbox and boom, I get Danned by some random guy.”
2. “Yeah I showed my ass and got Danned from the jazz last night.”
3. “So there I was minding my business, sorting my medicine into my weekly pillbox and boom, I get Danned by some random guy.”
by Lil Cousin October 23, 2020
by cubsportstan June 18, 2018
Annoying guy who doesn’t stop calling or complaining about things in the world dans are so annoying today that people don’t like them
by Gogaget November 10, 2018
by natedawg9919 November 16, 2018