Cougar Cub

A lovely young female who may or may not be a cougar herself. Men...or boys of all ages want her and she will continue to suss out what potential is out there until she finds someone worthy enough of her cougar-like antics.

Damn, I wish that cougar cub would hit on me.

by t_twloha September 17, 2009

chicago cubs

The Chicago Cubs are the single most loser organization in the history of sports. I talk not only about the numbers but the quality of talent and fan base. The tradition is losing. For a country that is largely made up of losers and those who have never won anything in life it is easy to see why there is so many Cubs fans. It is sad that people, grown ups teach their children it is acceptable to root for a team that time and time again embarrass' it's city. The Chicago Cubs play at the worst field left in the majors. It is in the heart of boystown in Chicago, IL. This may explain the sheer number of homosexuals who frequent the games. Cubs fan are not real sports fan and they do not care for the game itself. Being a Cubs fan is a NOVELTY. the Cubs are a novelty act that is more of a show going on while there is a drunken homosexual party in the stand. For a person to call themselves a Cubs fan they admit that they are,

1) Gay,

2) A Loser,

3) is a phoney,

4) a drunk,

5) has a small loser shaped penis,

OR

6) an unhealthy combination of 1-5.

So there you have it. That is the true definition of the Chicago Cubs.

1908-2012 "chicago cubs lose again... like it ever matter, we are here for the forced entry"
2012 numbers dont lie

by thetruthisheretosaveyou July 19, 2012

Chicago Cubs

Chicago's "other" baseball team. Vastly overshadowed by their archrivals the Chicago white sox. Have not won a world series in ages and its likely that they never will

Chicago Cubs are to white sox in Chicago as mets are to Yankees in new york

by Ghac October 13, 2011

cub

a really sweet and cute guy that is really easy to talk to (that is if i ever do talk to him). i love u soooo much i hope u kno who dis is

luv ya lots hope we can be better friends

by ? & ? June 13, 2003

cub

a total idiot who thiunks he's the best at everything he uses people and then thinhks he can get all popular for doing it

by uknowme August 16, 2003

Cougar Cub

The hot daughter of a Cougar

the cougar cub was way hotter than the old cougars

by DamitD June 7, 2009

Sugar Cub

A young male of substantial wealth that spoils an older woman with gifts and gratuities; who is older than themselves in exchange for company and/or sexual favors.

I didn't realize Josh was Cheryl's Sugar Cub.

by ShowdownCheryl December 15, 2021