A well mannered guy who is very quiet. He speaks with a voice so low you would assume that he is a timid individual...which fits perfectly with his nerdy hair style the comb over! Lets not forget when he's out conducting business the clothing he choses to wear isn't much different. Now you wouldn't expect nothing less then a person who is very generous but not because he is known to be wealthy but almost as if he was splurging to obtain friends! Once you really get to know a Christopher you will realize all of what you thought you knew was a BIG lie as he is quiet the deciever! Its almost safe to say he is just a fraud... a thug that's under cover. Some may even say his presence is like taking a gamble with your life. Like a dope phein with a addiction Christopher can be to ones life. He's one guy that draws attention ... When he's around every ones mind some how becomes cloudy!!!
by Dakota Stryker August 23, 2017
An amazing Kid who will make you laugh so much you want to cry. He has a tendency to wipe his tears, snot and spit on you. But through all of that he is someone who you want to love. & them to love you back. He will be the comfort you have always been looking for. He is the soft place for you to land. He will love everything you do for him. He is himself and he accepts you for you. Nothing changes with him. Plus if you catch the right one, he will be cuban and look like nick jonas. How amazing!? Now go find one!
by goodnite November 15, 2010
A dumb pothead, drunk-ass mother fucker, who goes out on the street at late night fucking women getting Aids and shit. Negro wannabe.
Girl 1: Did you see Christopher?
Girl 2: Yeah, he was one drunk-ass pothead.
Girl 1: He was such a douche I wanted it $70 he didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: What an ass.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was one drunk-ass pothead.
Girl 1: He was such a douche I wanted it $70 he didn't fuck me.
Girl 2: What an ass.
by noH0mO February 21, 2011
That guy was a total Christopher, he must be from New York.
Man, I wish we could run all those Christophers out of this state and back to the city
Man, I wish we could run all those Christophers out of this state and back to the city
by VTflava April 17, 2008
Usually a charming man, but with rather perverted intent. He may seem simple minded, but hes really analyzing ways to seduce you. Hes not athletic, but hes competative. Chances are he spends more time playing dugeons and dragons then on facebook.
" That guy i went out with was really nice, but a total christopher."
" Yeah, he probably lives in his moms basement!"
" Yeah, he probably lives in his moms basement!"
by sweetblueeyes February 05, 2010
Chris's are nerds, love WOW, likes weed, philosophy, reading, fantasy, cupcakes, girls, money, japan
by kistel June 19, 2011
by AVeryVeryVeryReliableSource November 23, 2011