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Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.
Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.
by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015
mugGet the Chipotle Comamug.

Chipotle

Omg I need some good food right now
Get some chipotle
by Brunch123 October 27, 2019
mugGet the Chipotlemug.

Chipotle Bag Boyfriend

When a man who typically has golden or tanned skin is covered in tattoos. These tattoos are usually doodle like. This resembles a chipotle bag.
by gibbytheboxerboy July 4, 2024
mugGet the Chipotle Bag Boyfriendmug.

chipotle rub

1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.

2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.
A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.
by The third rick May 12, 2014
mugGet the chipotle rubmug.

Chipotled

The effect of tasty food on a persons cognitive ability.
Example takes place at restaurant

Person 1, "Dude, how did you do on the test?"

Person 2, "It was cool...good (busy eating epic food)"

Person 3, "hahha, this fool is totally chipotled"
by 3Ran April 13, 2011
mugGet the Chipotledmug.

chipotle potato

Someone who literally sits around and just eats chipotle
" Why is she always with the same burrito? She's literally such a chipotle potato. "
by gettinghotnottheweather November 6, 2015
mugGet the chipotle potatomug.

Chipotle

Chipotle is a mexican restaurant. I've actually never been there but apparently it's super good. I mean all the basic hoes love it. It's loved by many and tbh is overrated.
"Omg I love Chipotle. Chipotle is ma liiiife!"
by Tayliss the maker November 12, 2018
mugGet the Chipotlemug.

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