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Chipotled

The effect of tasty food on a persons cognitive ability.
Example takes place at restaurant

Person 1, "Dude, how did you do on the test?"

Person 2, "It was cool...good (busy eating epic food)"

Person 3, "hahha, this fool is totally chipotled"
by 3Ran April 13, 2011
mugGet the Chipotledmug.

Chipotle

Chipotle is a mexican restaurant. I've actually never been there but apparently it's super good. I mean all the basic hoes love it. It's loved by many and tbh is overrated.
"Omg I love Chipotle. Chipotle is ma liiiife!"
by Tayliss the maker November 12, 2018
mugGet the Chipotlemug.

chipotle rub

1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.

2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.
A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.
by The third rick May 12, 2014
mugGet the chipotle rubmug.

Chipotle Bag Boyfriend

When a man who typically has golden or tanned skin is covered in tattoos. These tattoos are usually doodle like. This resembles a chipotle bag.
by gibbytheboxerboy July 4, 2024
mugGet the Chipotle Bag Boyfriendmug.

chipotle potato

Someone who literally sits around and just eats chipotle
" Why is she always with the same burrito? She's literally such a chipotle potato. "
by gettinghotnottheweather November 6, 2015
mugGet the chipotle potatomug.

chipotle bag

by yomamaluvmenotu April 18, 2024
mugGet the chipotle bagmug.

chipotle

do not eat chipotle, a man once ate chipotle and went to the hospital, do not eat it or else you will fucking die. chipotle is basically napalm for your assholes. if you eat it your shit will launch you to Jupiter, you wont die of oxygen loss but of chipotle.
"jeff ate chipotle yesterday and his fucking shit launched him through the roof"
by person192-37184r27351498128941 December 2, 2021
mugGet the chipotlemug.

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