Won on paper

When someone wins even though the other side of the conflict won.

Vietnam won on paper.

by Mr. Top hat guy March 13, 2024

WON

Wacked Off Nasty

I won last night after dinner

by Diazpro21 March 22, 2023

won masterchef

when you eat so hard you become a chef of absolute mastery so therefore it is disrespectful to say "you ate that" instead must say "you won MasterChef"

person 1 - "he got an A in his exam"
person 2 - "fucccccccckkkkkkk he won masterchef"

by ilikecool6930 July 24, 2024

won ton feeewie

Using an Asian prostitute and have her lay her head back off the bed fill Both of her nostrils full of blow and rifle both of them with straws out of her nose

While I was in the red light district I got the won ton feeewie and she played with my balls.

by Linderdizzle March 6, 2020

Won the meat raffle

died, expired, took their last breath.

Prince won the meat raffle

by scrambledheads May 28, 2016

jai won

a scenario in which louis sucks

jai won because louis sucks dick

by jai won January 4, 2022

Won-Ton Cowboy Hat

When a woman's vagina your head and neck whole getting a Chinese massage.

Man she climbed on the table, started rubbing my back & gave me a Won-Ton Cowboy Hat.

by Lib-Lab June 9, 2017