when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.
by TheColgator May 29, 2022

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.
by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

I fucked this girl last night on the couch next to Joey, and accidentally gave him a willy wet dicky.
by Codeine Kids Next Door June 13, 2016

by Chloe Kimberly August 2, 2023

So.... if the Irish refer to a penis as a willie, then shouldn't a "wet willie" be when you cum in your lover's ear.
by Rosemary_2004 January 11, 2020

While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.
by thecraklin March 3, 2015

by MacDaddy_99 May 28, 2018
