doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.
hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy
by TheColgator May 29, 2022
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Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.
I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.
by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023
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Willy Wet Dicky

The act of giving another a wet willy, but replacing a finger with a penis.
I fucked this girl last night on the couch next to Joey, and accidentally gave him a willy wet dicky.
by Codeine Kids Next Door June 13, 2016
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Wet Willy

When some one places there ejaculate phallus into the preffered genders ear
I gave Janet a wet Willy with out her consent and now she is suing me and I am registered
by Chloe Kimberly August 2, 2023
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Wet Willie

So.... if the Irish refer to a penis as a willie, then shouldn't a "wet willie" be when you cum in your lover's ear.
My boyfriend gave a me a wet willie last night
by Rosemary_2004 January 11, 2020
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southern wet willie

The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.
While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.
by thecraklin March 3, 2015
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Wet Willy

When you are on the verge of finishing put your penis in her ear and cum.
I’ll give you a wet willy bitch.
by MacDaddy_99 May 28, 2018
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