I vacuum anal my girlfriend at night
by Sí Pappí December 07, 2016
code name for blowjob, your girlfriend or a cover up used during your cousin's fancy black tie reception so you don't offend polite company while informing your bros about what that drunk chick is about to do to your penis in the bathroom.
Dude, that drunk chick totally just gave me a wicked semen vacuum in the bathroom, right before crying about her failed dreams.
by DutchOven2014 January 14, 2014
aren't you tired of your girl squirting all over your bedroom well you should use a vacuum cleaner! When she says "I'm cumming, I'm Cumming" you grap your handy vacuum cleaner and place it onto the vaginal region, she then proceeds to squirt into the safety of your vacuum cleaner!!! No pain and no stain!
Pedro's gf would not stop squirting all over his casa, he bought the handy Mandy vacuum cleaner and no pain no stain!!!
by Juicybigsausage April 11, 2016
When your fucking a girl from behind, lift her legs up, kick her arms out from under her and push her around the house.
When performing the Hoover Vacuum, make sure when your fucking her, you push her around the house on her face.
by tsunde2009 December 10, 2008
by Mr.Robare April 03, 2009
The act of having very short bursts of anal sex to build up air in the anus, while listening to a fast tempo polka.
Man, I was blowing farts for hours after Tony gave me the Polish Vacuum. I was louder than the accordion!
by The Oktoberfest Giggler March 03, 2012
1.the bestest friends no matter what they go through
2.the coolest pair of people you will ever meet
3. aka Melena and Chick
aka Freak Show Co-Hosts
aka PERFECTION
2.the coolest pair of people you will ever meet
3. aka Melena and Chick
aka Freak Show Co-Hosts
aka PERFECTION
"OMG!!! they are ALMOST Vacuum and Cleaner, the only reason i know they arent is because Vacuum and Cleaner and often imitated, yet NEVER duplicated"
by mhsno September 04, 2008