Cap'n Toad

"Cap'n Toad" is the best family friendly game character in Scratch and won the "unoriginal to funniest" award by "@LTW64"

Cap'n Toad is a copyright free character and is backed up by "@zachyboimaker" on Scratch.

by LTW64writes April 30, 2022

toad penis

When the mushroom head of the penis has warts.

There was no way I was have sex with that toad penis.

by Badass36 August 15, 2015

Toad Sloth

Fat obese creature. That nurtures its young and hangs from trees.

Look at that toad sloth over there.
Doesn't this toad sloth look like Shari?

by frognation February 3, 2010

Guard Toad

An unattractive friend accompanies an attractive friend on a night out. The purpose of this arrangement is to prevent the attractive friend from making poor decisions regarding suitors. The guard toad is by definition, the target of the wingman.

Hey girl, I'd really like to hook up with Jarvis but I can't get by his guard toad Darren.

by Jockeygrrl March 27, 2022

Toad Rat

A nasty ass girl, who is too ugly to even qualify as a hood rat.

She so ugly she don't even rate hood rat status, she's a toad rat!

by buddha328 April 18, 2011

shield toad

A turtle or tortoise.

Oh man. I really want a pet shield toad.
That's a bloody shield toad.

by alpacadreamer February 26, 2019

toad smoker

An individual that partakes in the activity of smoking the venom of Bufo alvarius Toad.

Derogatory term.

"Betsy is a total toad smoker. She dosen't know anything."

"OMG Susan thinks she talks to spirits, she is a total toad smoker."

"Billy knows how to trans-dimensionally hi-5 the masters of the multiverse. He is such a toad smoker."

"I will kill you with my technicolor geometry, stupid toad smoker."

"Smoke toad and you will die"

by Facekiller Deadlips February 4, 2009