toad life

A person who leeches off others and is without a job or doesn't have the means to support himself and shows no remorse for his/her actions. Hence enjoying his/her ToadLife

I'm stuck on island with no money oh well toad life

by Todd_N April 11, 2019

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Get the toad lifemug.

shield toad

A turtle or tortoise.

Oh man. I really want a pet shield toad.
That's a bloody shield toad.

by alpacadreamer February 26, 2019

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Get the shield toadmug.

toad smoker

An individual that partakes in the activity of smoking the venom of Bufo alvarius Toad.

Derogatory term.

"Betsy is a total toad smoker. She dosen't know anything."

"OMG Susan thinks she talks to spirits, she is a total toad smoker."

"Billy knows how to trans-dimensionally hi-5 the masters of the multiverse. He is such a toad smoker."

"I will kill you with my technicolor geometry, stupid toad smoker."

"Smoke toad and you will die"

by Facekiller Deadlips February 4, 2009

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Get the toad smokermug.

Strangling a toad

Taking a wet shit.

What are you doing in there?! It sounds like you're strangling a toad!

Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!

D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.

by Tall White Glasses Man. May 16, 2009

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Get the Strangling a toadmug.

toad penis

When the mushroom head of the penis has warts.

There was no way I was have sex with that toad penis.

by Badass36 August 15, 2015

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Get the toad penismug.

Guard Toad

An unattractive friend accompanies an attractive friend on a night out. The purpose of this arrangement is to prevent the attractive friend from making poor decisions regarding suitors. The guard toad is by definition, the target of the wingman.

Hey girl, I'd really like to hook up with Jarvis but I can't get by his guard toad Darren.

by Jockeygrrl March 27, 2022

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