Teddy Bender

The stupidest name T-Pain could call himself in the history of nicknames. Teddy Bender is mostly thought be known as his bedroom reference, even though it sounds as if he shoves his genitile area in the hole of a carebear.

"Oooo shawty, my name is Teddy Bender, so come with meeeee"

by zachybonez March 10, 2009

sweaty teddy

Ted Nugent, after being all sweaty!

Brendizzle: Alex, did you like the Ted Nugent Concert?
Alex: Yea, I love me some Sweaty Teddy.

by Spyderguy September 14, 2007

Teddy Bear

Someone you can trust with your life. Teddy Bear means the world to me. Funny. Outstanding. Adorable. Magnificent. Perfect. Sessy. I ar ar ar wurvee her. Shes Smart, Purrtyy, funny. Everything you could ask for. My babe. My everything! I love YOU Teddy Bear a lot. Mine! Love of my life.
<3

person 1: Be my Teddy Bear?
Person 2: Otay

by teddybear22711 October 17, 2011

Teddy Bear

A chubby guy that loves to cuddle his girlfriend, protects her, has fun with her, and loves her to the end.

I love my boyfriend, my big teddy bear!

by Dr. GingerBeard April 27, 2015

Teddy sized

Anything can be teddy sized if its really fucking huge, just as teddy is

Man that was a fucking teddy sized breakfast!

by Broagan October 8, 2008

teddy demko

A dumb ass. A two timing weasel who deserves to have his balls cut off by a gay warlord. Is hated m Camerons and Maryellens alike. Warning: If you ever come into contact with a Teddy Demko, immediately commit suicide. If this thought scares you, keep your distance.

Guy #1: God what was that thing??
Guy #2: Oh my God I think that was a Teddy Demko! Now only because I love you man, *Guy #1 shoots guy #2 in the butt-hole*

by CamAndMaryellen December 15, 2013

teddy bear

Teddy bear you were my teddy bear everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me

Melanie Martinez : imma wrote a song about a teddy bear so what

by little.kid.lover June 16, 2020