When you stretch your scrotum into a bowl and catch all of the shower water into it, then fling your genitalia outward to launch the water.
Tim: Dude I just made the biggest flesh net the other day, I totally drenched my hot cousin.
Andy: Fuck yeah! How much would you say it was?
Tim: A good five fluid ounces
Andy:Oh shit dude, that's sick!
Andy: Fuck yeah! How much would you say it was?
Tim: A good five fluid ounces
Andy:Oh shit dude, that's sick!
by Ass Gargler January 29, 2014
by Williss90 February 01, 2015
net babies are learning computers starting in kindergarten.
aww look at little Kimmy shes such a net baby
aww look at little Kimmy shes such a net baby
by interwebz-on-the-pc-now January 18, 2011
by polepot November 30, 2007
the net force of the car that just crashed into my watermelon was over 9000 and exploded my ballsack.
by DICKFACE MAGEE March 02, 2017
Either literally a financial amount or figuratively towards an artistic (or other) genre that an individual has made during their lifetime. Also used sarcastically.
1. The net contribution of Beethoven to the Symphony is incalculable.
2. Joe Blow, net contribution to society - nil.
2. Joe Blow, net contribution to society - nil.
by Jonathan FeBland (Znethru) October 12, 2006
A thirst net is the social media of a thirsty net comprised of multiple thirst trap in the form of sexy pictures and post.
Becky “Have you seen Tiffany’s Insta, Snap, Twitter, And Facebook? She’s set so many thirst traps-That it’s now a net- a thirst net.”
by AmazonM February 17, 2018