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polyester jester

Used as an insult for someone who buys cheap, clothes or products online— typically made of polyester, elastane and other synthetic materials.

Can refer to:
1. Someone who dresses head-to-toe in fast fashion from sites like Shein, Temu, Fashion Nova, AliExpress etc.

2. Someone who tries to save money by buying knockoff or low-cost versions of things (clothes, car seats, etc.), only to end up with shit-quality sweatshop slop.
“Fml. I am the polyester jester for getting this cheap hoodie off of Aliexpress because its synthetic fabric is trapping in all my sweat like a sauna”
by Sudokuloser July 12, 2025
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Kill Jester

A phrase used to let YouTubers know that their new sidekick is crap.

Based on Adventure Call from Limmy's Show, when Falconhoof was being assisted by Jingle the Jester, who gave overly lengthy clues in the form of poems.... the caller commanded Falconhoof to KILL JESTER, insisting 'it's my money, dae it!' even though he knew it would end his game and lose his entry fee.
"Well worth it, she was shite"
Hi guys how's it going I'm Ryan and this is the latest video from FortNine, but today's video will presented by this guy...

.....Kill Jester!
by JamesTigerWoodsFan August 30, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tulsa "Slut" King: The Unisex Jester: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Nero: The First Jester; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nero: The First Jester; The First Juvenile Release 《¤》
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Jester's Guilt

The feeling of guilt one gets after making jokes at the expense of friends or family, regardless of whether the target knows if it's out of malice or not.
"Dude, after I called my buddy a virgin, I got hit with a huge wave of Jester's Guilt."
"I feel bad for making fun of that kid for being a nerd. Total Jester's Guilt."
by Supernutbar February 27, 2025
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tall jester

the inverse of a short king, someone who is tall but also funny and confident
this dude is the complete opposite of a short-king, he's a tall jester
wtf is this word?
by jocomeon June 5, 2024
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