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The Janet Paradox

When Julayne and me disclose to everyone that our Relationship was a lie. I.e. we were never a couple. We were just certifying our acting abilities in Hell.
If someone is getting too much over on Julayne's we introduce them to the Janet Paradox. Pair of Drs. Pair of Docs, Doc Martins. Air Where? Every Where.
by God, ~• The Devil June 13, 2025
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janet april

The girl that everyone will want. When you kiss her, you will fall in love and if you're lucky enough to taste her pussy, you will forever become addicted. You will spend hours upon hours trying to please Janet April and do anything she wants to satisfy her.
I can't get enough of that Janet april
by Shiningknight60 April 26, 2022
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Janet

Have you found your Janet?
by Hashiramaisgay May 10, 2021
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Janet

Pretty much the hottest female brawler in the game. She was added as a Chromatic brawler in Season 12: The Stunt Show, along with Bonnie as an Epic one. Also the reason r/JanetSimps and a lot of r34 arts about her exist. Can say she is close to Melodie, another hot brawler that has a moan in her "sad" pin.
Janet main: I love playing Janet! She is hot!
Melodie main: I love spamming Melodie's sad pin to hear the moan.
by binchillin_goofyahh June 24, 2024
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Janet Graham

A stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine who refuses to close schools and gets people hurt.
"Ugh, that stripper that looks like Hiroshima's mushroom cloud after overdosing on methamphetamine didn't close schools again and my son just died"
"oof was it Janet Graham?"
"You bet"
by xX_Epic_UwU_Xx January 30, 2019
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janet vega

The most annoying person you will ever meet in person. Many may call her a bitch or just a very disrespectful person. You deside.
Femboy:"I think Janet vega is a bitch."
Sex slave:"I think she's disrespectful."
by Alejandrom504 April 9, 2019
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