Hobby ADD

The inability to remain focused and adequately amused on one hobby at a time.

Man, I'm selling my DJ stuff - I hate Hobby ADD!

by TheMitchster December 6, 2019

Slipping Off the Hobby Horse

Meaning to relapse. Also someone trying achieve something but is failing to do so. Often referring to how someone is doing in there life overall.

Danielle keeps slipping off the hobby horse, she can't seem to get it together.

by Jeff Sley December 16, 2011

hobby

something you do on your freetime

examples:

sports

drugs

labbing(crystal meth)

shooting (school)

running

nothing

eating

working out

playing with friends

gaming

rubiks cube

coke(aine)

sleeping

tiktok (you don't have a life)

playing vr (no life)

watching how to basic (you are very wierd)

watching movies

kerbal space program (NEEERRRRD!!)

urban dictionary (no life)

person1:what is your hobby

person2: yes

by poopmaster694201337 April 25, 2022

Hobby Lobby Herpes

Glitter. Much like herpes, it gets everywhere and stays everywhere. It's very difficult to control and almost impossible to get rid of.

Dude, I got Hobby Lobby Herpes from dancing with that glittery chick last night.

by Modeler October 15, 2020

Hobby Keege

A young man in his “finance bro larval stage,” desperately modeling himself after crypto hustlers, stock-grind gurus, and anyone who says “networking” unironically

“Bro showed up in loafers and a Zara suit jacket to Taco Bell — he’s such a hobby keege.”

by hyrn September 4, 2025

Hobby Handjob

When two or more fans of a niche activity, normally strangers, engage in sharing stories, listing their collection, and generally nerding out, causing a flushed feeling within. Hobby handjobs can create lasting friendships.

I got a hobby handjob at an auto show last night. I think they are about to start a Hobby Handjob session. My husband is somewhere in the tool department no doubt having a Hobby Hnadjob.

by cdaworld January 16, 2024

Hobby Mouth

When a crackhead is so off their face that they start a fight with with her kid.

Jenny is a hobby mouth

by SteveStevenson February 4, 2023