When you purposely act insane to see who you can attract at the bar, take them home, take pee breaks every 5 minutes while there, once you've hit it you have to suddenly get amnesia and start trying to pick them up all over again like u did before, right there in bed, leaving them with a memory theyll carry on for life.
by cherokeewinterhawk March 30, 2021
A very disturbing sexual term involving a basket of apples, a pogostick, and a bus full of nuns. Only big nerds named Maddie, who try to act suave, use this term though.
by wowveryamazing4 June 17, 2020
A term used by military personnel to sidestep questions about their actual job, especially when they don't want to get specific or even talk to the person asking the question. The name comes from the fact that the AH-64 Apache attack helicopter doesn't actually have a side door for a gunner.
Obnoxious VetBro: "Bro you're in the military? Dude I was too! What's your job?"
Servicemember minding their own business: "Uhh, I was an Apache Door Gunner..."
Obnoxious VetBro: "Oh sick bro! I didn't know they had those!"
Servicemember minding their own business: "Uhh, I was an Apache Door Gunner..."
Obnoxious VetBro: "Oh sick bro! I didn't know they had those!"
by bachoochoo June 26, 2024
Squat down, put you hand behind you right leg and masturbate vigorously until you explode everywhere like a machine gun, ergo Russian gunner
Boy 1: " I tried the Russian gunner last night"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"
Boy 2: "Oh? What happened"
Boy 1: "I think I declared war"
by ThePandaKing November 02, 2011
gunner linenbrooker is the skinniest guy u will ever meet. he is also the nicest and most caring. gunner doesn’t like when his router gets shut off, so he likes to call 911. gunner also likes men, mainly the man michael staino
by adamlikesmen November 17, 2020
by Yungggggg February 28, 2017
The act of two men and two women standing at a moderate distance. The two men then put their dicks in their women's vagina, release it, and try and ejaculate on the other man. The first man to get semen on themselves loses. It's a pretty slow game.
Hey man, you wanna play some water gunners?
by UrbanDictionaryDemoman August 10, 2016