by Nashi2000 December 9, 2019
Get the Fairy Tailmug. Along the same lines as a visit from Tooth Fairy, a visit from the Colon Fairy is when awoken in the morning with a burning sensation on the inner walls of the anus from the penetration of a foreign object, usually a gay mans tool.
"Dude, Josh told me he had a visit from the colon fairy last night. The sad part is it sounded like he liked it"
by Josh Fusaro, Josh Mattscheck August 31, 2006
Get the Colon Fairymug. Definition of Zipper Fairies
1 a cheerful reference to a skanky group of sluts, or slutty group of skanks. promiscuous.
2 a : a promiscuous woman; especially : prostitute b : a saucy girl : minx : cougar : naughty : skank : skank
3 an amusing Fantasy Football team name on The League/FX
See also Sorostitutes
1 a cheerful reference to a skanky group of sluts, or slutty group of skanks. promiscuous.
2 a : a promiscuous woman; especially : prostitute b : a saucy girl : minx : cougar : naughty : skank : skank
3 an amusing Fantasy Football team name on The League/FX
See also Sorostitutes
by CrashLarue October 26, 2011
Get the Zipper Fairiesmug. A mysterious being who, after a guy has masturbated in bed and not bothered to wipe up after, arrives and cleans up the area.
Responsible for the disappearance of cum
Responsible for the disappearance of cum
by Benjalo November 16, 2009
Get the Wank fairymug. Someone who throws bricks of C4 onto unsuspecting soon-to-be victims from high altitude.
The required high altitude is often achieved by flying (using e.g. a jetpack).
Successful detonation leaves the victims in confusion and salty.
Commonly resides in the game Planetside 2.
The required high altitude is often achieved by flying (using e.g. a jetpack).
Successful detonation leaves the victims in confusion and salty.
Commonly resides in the game Planetside 2.
by Purple Spandex Guy October 11, 2018
Get the C4 Fairymug. Popular name for the hallucinogenic liquor Absinthe; 'green' obviously coming from the colour, and 'fairy' from the fact that after a few shots you shrink to 6 inches and grow wings. What Van Gogh was drinking when he cut his ear off.
by TheDefenestrator April 16, 2005
Get the green fairymug. Similar to the tooth fairy, the Dingle Fairy visits people of all ages who leave a dingle berry under their pillow, exchanging small change for the turd.
Some believe that the Dingle Fairy may be the supernatural force behind the creation of dingle berries in the first place, and is merely reclaiming them through this process.
Some believe that the Dingle Fairy may be the supernatural force behind the creation of dingle berries in the first place, and is merely reclaiming them through this process.
Jimmy saved his dingle berry in his pocket all the day long so he could put it under his pillow and receive a visit from the Dingle Fairy that night.
"Honey, why does our bed smell so bad? Are you hoping for a visit from the Dingle Fairy?"
"Honey, why does our bed smell so bad? Are you hoping for a visit from the Dingle Fairy?"
by Professor Poo January 12, 2008
Get the Dingle Fairymug.