Skip to main content

Face crickets

Face crickets : That strange Facebook phenomenon which happens when you post the best, the funniest, the saddest, or the most profound status update ever, and receive no likes, no share, no comments and only "Face crickets" .
I announced my engagement on Facebook today, and got nothing but Face crickets.
by RSGarza64 August 25, 2013
mugGet the Face cricketsmug.

Toaster cricket

Roaches. Usually found in toaster of a resturant
Man, I went to clean the crumb tray of the toaster and these toaster crickets scattered everywhere
by Mikeoxmall August 18, 2019
mugGet the Toaster cricketmug.

pickle cricket

An African American youth that utilizes a pickle bucket as a drum.
I was trying to enjoy the ball game, but the pickle crickets kept making too much noise.
by Curt ligot March 4, 2008
mugGet the pickle cricketmug.

crotch crickets

A southern colloqial for a severe case of pubic crabs.
The bitch's crotch crickets were so bad, her gynocologyst had to call Orkin, just to get a "pap" smear......
by moon doggie April 27, 2003
mugGet the crotch cricketsmug.

Mud Cricket

3/4 of Fulton, Missouri. A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted truck or SUV. Often found in trailer parks, mud holes with guys that are "like brothers" or lying about hunting. Listens to Luke Bryan and Jason Aldeans shitty brand of "country" music, claims Sam Hunt and Florida Georgia Line is decent and claims shes not a whore but gets passed around like a bottle of crown.
Dude I took that mud cricket to the woods and she acted like she didn't know what to do, then she gave me herpes.
by smalldick96 June 3, 2016
mugGet the Mud Cricketmug.

Digital Crickets

The sound made by all the mouse clicking and typing on computers while people work on their computers in a room. Resembling the sound of crickets during an evening in the summer months.
As I sat in the library I noticed all I could hear was digital crickets.
by cali3sun March 19, 2011
mugGet the Digital Cricketsmug.

mud cricket

Almost all of Elsie, MI.

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted truck. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the back forty. Listens to Luke Bryan and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack and hippie festival.
Hey Bill! want to go to the mud bog this weekend? Going to be a ton of mud crickets out there. It will be like and all you can fuck buffet.
by putter4646 February 28, 2017
mugGet the mud cricketmug.

Share this definition