bed texter

Someone texting you while laying in bed. Lazy scum. Doesn't get out of bed.

"you're always texting me while you're laying in bed, LOL such a bed texter."

by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019

Worst Texter Ever

Violet "Purple" REDACTED. Literally has no clue how to properly respond to text messages. You ask her "Hey what are you doing this weekend?" and she'll respond "Did you know that Rob Lowe is deaf in one ear? funky!" You ask her "What's the science homework?" and this lil' buffoon will respond, "I think I'm having an allergic reaction. I ate a bowl of tomato chili and I'm very allergic to citrus. LOL"

"Hey do you know who's the Worst Texter Ever is, right?"
"Yes it is Violet "Purple" REDACTED."

by mynameispurple September 25, 2019

Violent Texter

When someone sends multiple one sentence text messages in rapid succession when they are pissed off and are trying unsuccessfully to vent, or are in a situation that makes them feel so uncomfortable that they somehow have lost the ability to communicate as an adult. They feel that their inherit righteousness is somehow above all others, and that their personal needs should be met immediately.

Me: Dude, I had a 30 minute drive to Home Depot, and that bitch Mandy texted me 19 times while I was on the road.

Him:. Bro, that bitch sounds like a serious Violent Texter!

by Molexi August 1, 2019

Texters Block

Similar to writers block. Texters block refers to not knowing what to send or type in a conversation via text.

Me: I'm not dry, I just have texters block.

by WaterBooks June 30, 2024

sloth texter

Someone who takes forever to text back

I hate texting jody he is such a sloth texter

by Kk that girl March 2, 2017

drive by texter

A texter who sends a text to a person or group. Usually subject doesn't pertain to any previous subject talked about. Random text usually just whining about something pertaining to their day usually..Doesn't respond to other conversations. They usually ghost when you respond to their plight and disappear

You Hi I made a great lunch anyone want to stop by? Drive by texter OMG I had a terrible day at work.. You what happened? Drive by texter I was sweating all day. You Wanna stop by for lunch? Drive by texter , doesn't answer

by FlowerPower401 July 30, 2020

Martin Texter

Someone who can't keep a conversation going through text messaging. Texts boring things and phrases such as "K", "Cool", "What's Up", "Nothing Much", and "Hbu". Is awkward,someone who sends one word responses and is basically impossible to carry on a conversation with in text

He was such a martin texter on instagram direct message last night.

by Tri-state Area December 18, 2020