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Televisitis

Weird Obession over T. V.
Ouya has a weird case of Televisitis
by Fbfhfczsgg April 12, 2022
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Trash Television

Drama Reality TV shows or heavily scripted shows that try to pass as unscripted shows.
You see that last episode of Bad Girls Club, girl I love me some Trash Television!
by Yeayah September 1, 2021
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Bastard Television

A television studio headed by Robert Nogo, Parker Sneeihl and Henry Xebek.
by Kirstin Cogdill March 24, 2003
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television

Commonly abbreviated as T.V., this entertainment appliance only works when it rains. Parents often claim that this phenomenon is meant to get kids to play outside, even though technicians have akcually found out that it's caused by water entering a damaged coaxial cable, which is a common issue that disrupts the signal. Rain can also interfere with satellite signals, a phenomenon called rain fade, by scattering or absorbing them. Other causes include poor cable connections, damage to the antenna or satellite dish, or an aerial that has been knocked out of alignment.
I swear, every time it rains, the television stops working like clockwork! My parents keep saying it’s to make me go play outside, but I found out it’s just the coaxial cable getting messed up! Seriously, why can’t they just fix it already?
by Emotional Cruiser December 4, 2025
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television table

It’s a billiard table that is appealing in appearance and plays relatively easy. Pockets are forgiving making balls go in them easier. Which makes the game very watchable and suitable for television.

Unfortunately though television tables do not have the preference of gambling. Gamblers want a table that is far more difficult to play on so the real winner will triumph. As sometimes on a television table, the lesser player wins.
Do you want to play pool on the television table in the front? Or the ball banger table in the back?
by I know write five January 22, 2025
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canadian television

the big rectangular screen on your shelf that jumpscares you with an amber alert from across the fucking country at midnight
by xenrax June 29, 2024
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