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Task Tuesday

The day after Sussy Sunday and Mogus Monday. After it comes Wires Wednesday.
🚨🚨ATTENTION CREWMATES🚨🚨
IT IS TASK TUESDAY 📆

DO YOUR TASKS 🛠️

OR BE EJECTED FOR ACTING SUS
by Joker the Fortnite God February 28, 2022
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7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967
7976yYyou may be inclined to give up on a task that seems impossible to complete but keep at it. You are closer to a breakthrough than you realize, so refuse to admit defeat. It will taste so sweet when it eventually comes together.7967
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Task Rabbit

A guy you call over after a long day or night that you just want to get between your legs and take care of you with no fuss.
I was crushing meetings all day in Chicago and had to entertain at dinner. By the time I got home, all I wanted was to call in my task rabbit and have him put me down.
by Mashpee Sal October 9, 2025
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task manager

that app you open when another app forgets how to work
ah fuck, chrome froze, guess it's time to open task manager
by TechNerd22 November 30, 2021
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cassandrean task

when you have to deal with people you know won't listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)
Todd: god taking to bill is such a cassandrean task sometimes

Paul: i know right, no matter what you say he refuses to listen
by Fadedlizard April 20, 2024
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Task dragging

A workplace behavior where an employee intentionally slows down their work pace—often under the guise of thoroughness or caution—to delay starting a new task, align idle time with scheduled breaks, or avoid additional workload. Common tactics include stretching simple tasks, repeating non-essential steps, and selectively working efficiently only when motivated or supervised. Frequently observed in environments with low task oversight and time-based productivity expectations, such as CNC operations or manufacturing roles.
Edd is task dragging again.
by Can’t make it up October 9, 2025
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Cassandrian task

Dealing with people you know won't listen to you, despite being provided accurate information, and watching them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start.

(Often witnessed in customer service or technical support)
Releasing this new feature was a Cassandrian task.
by Luk164 May 24, 2025
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