A child who never blows their nose when runny, nor wipes their face after eating a sugary snack. Consequently, dirt and various other debris stick to the child's snotty face resulting in a unsightly nightmare. Usually maple syrup is involved in some way. (i.e. hillbilly kids)
As Pa brought the recently killed raccoon into the backwoods shack, his 6 children ran around screaming and grabbing at the raccoon with their sticky fingers. "Git off now, ya hear? Ya'll ain't nothin' but a bunch o' syrup kids!"
by NatTheBrat79 July 22, 2014
Get the Syrup Kidmug. When one pours syrup or some other sticky condiment on their food, gets some on themselves, and immediately starts feeling like they have it all over themselves, oftentimes in the most unlikely of places.
by avada_kalishnakov May 17, 2011
Get the Syrup hypochondriamug. A drink you make while on thizz or Ecstacy to boost your high..it consists of mixing orange juice and a redline energy drink.
by Mike Dixierecked January 19, 2011
Get the Smackin' Syrupmug. in towns outside of Quebec Canada men can get very lonely. Usually found behind local pubs holes of different sizes will be drilled into Maple trees. Because of the natural maple syrup lube these trees become the companions of many of the locals. With more frequent use in the evening the "syrup slides" stay very warm and welcoming.
by Ivey87 September 7, 2023
Get the Syrup Slidemug. by Blake bottles November 6, 2019
Get the Milk syrupmug. by Syrup sipper May 31, 2023
Get the Syrup Sippermug. 