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Swifties

Consists of some racist and pathetic white stans of Taylor Swift. Obviously not all of them are like this, but many are. It’s concerning. The non-racist and non-pathetic swifties are the nicest and most funny crackheads. Fuck the other big majority tho. Learn what respect is, will help you a lot in life.
Swifties unprovoked mocked another artist again, while the nice ones were enjoying Taylor’s music, as they should.
by RealityCheck1.0 November 7, 2020
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Swifty

Someone who is really obsessed with Taylor swift
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swiftie

Person A: What's 1+1?
Swiftie: It's 23! Buy me tickets~~~ UwU...Ara ara...Ara....😜
Person A: Man, what the fuck?!
by jjjjhhhhhhh111122333 September 21, 2023
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Swiftie Hex

The curse of Taylor Swift’s Unhinged fan base. An attempt to cause TERRIBLE things to happen to anyone who makes/does ANYTHING about Taylor Swift that they do not like. Of course, this hex doesn’t work. Uncommonly used by swifties, as they usually call the person committing the “offense” a misogynist, fat slob who will never find love (even if they already have) before attempting anything else, but if they get angry enough they will perform the “Swiftie Hex” and “curse” the receiver, attempting to hurt/kill them (somehow). They appear to believe this actually works, but it doesn’t.
Swiftie Hex: Your legs will shrivel, your eyes will bulge. All parts of your body will go numb, before your heart explodes and destroys your ribs, causing your organs to collapse and your bones to rot like the sewer rat you are.
by RandomGuy444 May 14, 2024
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Psuedo-Swifty

Someone who doesn't like Taylor Swift, They do like covers of her music in different styles though.
"Nah Joe isn't a Swifty he doesn't like her music. He's a psuedo-Swifty though he listens to covers"
by khaaaannnn April 6, 2024
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Swiftie

A mental illness that should be part of the DSM-5
Joey: I heard Ashley is a swiftie, I hope she recovers.
by green_queen August 10, 2023
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Swiftie

"Hi i am a swiftie" now all of a sudden you want to commit slipnslide.
by kanYEmfWEST October 25, 2023
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