Jeff Swearingen

God himself. Actor, director, and writer of various comedy and drama productions. This man is possibly the perfect human. Faster, smarter, stronger, short. He is on a spiritual and intellectual level so high. The few to come into contact with this elusive figure, are enlightened. They are taken to a level of “not being a shit actor” for a moment, before Jeff disappears into the shadows. His IMDB page probably had religious text or fashion tips, most likely related to banana republic, on it at some point. Although he is not known to most people his work is incredible. As an acting teacher, he goes above and beyond what’s expected. He is so incredible he actually has a cult made up of various enlightened individuals called “the falcon”. Jeff does not affiliate himself with this cult but he knows of it. Truly, a god among men.

Guy: who is that guy

Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD

Jeff: please leave me alone

by Falcon worshipper February 10, 2022

I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo

Just a word/phrase I always use when it is super hot. its like when oprahs on a food hiatus she sweats it out

Hey! Yo man it's hot up in here. I know dawg "I'm sweating like Oprah eating an oreo"!

by LOUWEEPSC05-06 September 8, 2016

sweating like a jew

Sweating like a Jew about to go into a concentration camp

He was so afraid the police pulled him over, he started sweating like a Jew.

by Kaiser1215 August 21, 2017

swerving

getting drunk as skunks

yo nern lets swerve over to amanda's

by krumples September 1, 2003

No Swearing on my Christian Server!

What a moderator says to anyone in Minecraft or Roblox when someone swears in their server.

Person 1: I'm gonna say the N-Word!
Person 2: THAT'S RACIST YOU CAN'T SAY THE N-WORD!
Person 3: Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do! NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTIAN SERVER!!!

by RedRabbit1987 March 5, 2019

five-0 swerving

While driving: Cops are on your ass and they just flicked their lights.

On foot: the pigs peeped your cypher and are headed your way, time to wutang that shit.

same as above.

by The guy who was upper deckin' your ma May 23, 2004

Tooth Sweating

When one is in certain states of 'reality', numbness of the teeth can often feel like they are sweating

Man, I am so fuckin high the back of my teeth are sweatin'!

by that_loony October 7, 2003