King Spootram appeared as the first object in existence when god created the universe. It is widely believed (and accepted) that he is the creator of all the trams in the world when he decided to clone himself one april fools so he could trick his girlfriend at the time, Australian foreign minister Alexander Downer. According to legend King Spootram traveled out to space and built a cloning machine out of shavings from gods' beard, but when he tried to clone himself the machine exploded and created a massive fireball that was so powerful it would burn for eighty four million years, or the distance in millimetres from the centre of Mick Jaggers lips to the outermost point of them. When the sun was created it also became a spawning point for all the trams in existence. King Spootram was severely mutated in the accident and now has the appearance of a locomotive. It is believed that before his accident King Spootram was a magnificent red tram wearing a scarlet blouse with blue tassels and had 'Spoo' written on a sign on the side of him in Jokerman. Noone has ever seen spootram in his original form but a mexican apparently had a moustache which was an exact replica of him and believed by many to be a reincarnation of him, unfortuneately it was involved in a tragic shaving accident in March 2003.5132.
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The term "scootilius spootifilious stoopidificaitious slupificatilidious" is the scientific term given to those who are diagnosed with severe late stage slay.
Symptoms include being gay, being feral, slaying in general and contagious yassification. The condition often spreads around local communities such as the marginalised group called "Omelette du Fromage" from which studies show that the condition had infected all inhabitants within only a month. In the worst cases, the condition can settle in its host within a minute. There are no cures nor ways to confine the condition. Scientists say run while you still can.
Symptoms include being gay, being feral, slaying in general and contagious yassification. The condition often spreads around local communities such as the marginalised group called "Omelette du Fromage" from which studies show that the condition had infected all inhabitants within only a month. In the worst cases, the condition can settle in its host within a minute. There are no cures nor ways to confine the condition. Scientists say run while you still can.
"I'm sorry, sir, but you've been diagnosed with the rare case of 4th stage scootilius spootifilious stoopidificaitious slupificatilidious. I'm afraid we will have to execute you and bury each body part in a different country. Your will is overruled."
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