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Stoner

Name of a prolific inventor of military weaponry, Eugene Stoner. Most significantly, Stoner developed the AR-15 rifle while working at ArmaLite. ArmaLite, being an engineering and R&D facility, sold the design and manufacturing rights to Colt Firearms. Colt marketed the AR-15 to the U.S. military, which adopted it and reclassified it as the M-16 and its sub-variants. The Stoner-designed AR-15 platform has been the longest serving U.S. military rifle of all time and is a battle-proven design.
"Stoner: Slugs not Drugs."
by legbatom September 1, 2008
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The stoner is usually hungry and cunfused, giggling is its natural mating call. If u walk towards it and say a random word it will be entertained for hours. The stoner is also high all the time and talking about weed, if u see a stoner walk up to it and scream YOU NEED JESUS.
Man that stoner is always high and getting weed
by Words asf bru April 8, 2017
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The stupid fuck about me doesnt know what hes talking about. I dont have anything against straight edge, but I do hate the lil self-important ass clowns who put others down because they dont do what they do.
Now, stoners are generally cool guys. the like to smoke weed and just cool out to some good music. They dont force weed on others, but are more than willing to share if someone wants so too. They are usually looked down upon by the rich, religous, and all-around ass clowns. Dont buy into the the negitive hype, stoners are cool guys.
Straight Edger: ZOMG!! You a stoner!! Your nothing but a worthless piece of shit who is killing our society, for no other reason than my mommy told me that pot was the devil planet!!
by W.R.C. Murphy August 5, 2008
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Stoner is a simple man/woman who smokes mostly cannabis but also may be intrested in salvia or other herbs and mother natures makings but simply put, a guy who just likes to smoke everyday and listen to music and videogames have a good time with his/her friends not caring so much about the goings in the world

But stoner must'nt be mixed with pothead because they are two clearly different things and... yea thats pretty much about it
(sry about the typing errors and such but if your reading this you must atleast a little high yourself)
guy 1:Hey look at that quiet guy over there i bet he even doesn't have any friends
guy 2:No i think he's just a stoner
by One chill guy December 7, 2009
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One who enjoys consuming cannabis either by most often smoking, ingestion, or vaporization.

A stoner can be male or female and any age, and any occupation. Everyone has a right to enjoy marijuana equally, which is why it grows freely.
I know plenty of good people who happen to be stoners. Many famous philosophers, scientists, and other great minds have smoked pot.
by withappens December 12, 2009
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The Stoner

Two belgium waffles smeared with nutella, served with easymac, cheetos and a drink of your choice.
What the fuck are you thinking man? Where's The Stoner? I just smoked a whole goddamn bowl, I better get my fucking stoner!
by ewvwtfrb3wtrgvbewrtgw October 28, 2010
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Stoners are usually regular, productive members of society; Stoners have jobs, pay bills, can own cars,their own homes, even businesses. Stoners do everything normal, regular people do, except that Stoners also smoke weed. Potheads are those individuals that usually live in their parents basements or their mama's house, can't seem to get their shit together, and usually don't have much going on for themselves except smoking weed.
i.e., "The difference between you and me is that I get up every day, drive my car to my job, pay my rent and my bills, and I smoke weed: I am a Stoner! Whereas you don't work, don't want to work, you just want to smoke weed, borrow money and ride your bike to the store to buy munches: You are a Pothead.
by Tygarr13 August 27, 2013
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