Stoners are usually regular, productive members of society; Stoners have jobs, pay bills, can own cars,their own homes, even businesses. Stoners do everything normal, regular people do, except that Stoners also smoke weed. Potheads are those individuals that usually live in their parents basements or their mama's house, can't seem to get their shit together, and usually don't have much going on for themselves except smoking weed.
i.e., "The difference between you and me is that I get up every day, drive my car to my job, pay my rent and my bills, and I smoke weed: I am a Stoner! Whereas you don't work, don't want to work, you just want to smoke weed, borrow money and ride your bike to the store to buy munches: You are a Pothead.
by Tygarr13 August 27, 2013
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A stoner can be male or female and any age, and any occupation. Everyone has a right to enjoy marijuana equally, which is why it grows freely.
A stoner can be male or female and any age, and any occupation. Everyone has a right to enjoy marijuana equally, which is why it grows freely.
I know plenty of good people who happen to be stoners. Many famous philosophers, scientists, and other great minds have smoked pot.
by withappens December 12, 2009
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Get the stoner mug.An incompetent dolt that wishes in life only to get high, Forever working at Burger King or Spencers. Wondering where life went wrong, A collection of bongs worth their entire life savings. Drives only 15 year old Hyundais with 420, Bob Marley and Grateful Dead stickers covering it.
Bob: Man I showed up so stoned for the SATs i only got a 1100!
Frank: I showed up after a bottle of tequila and 3 beers and got a 1580. You probably should not be a stoner, Maybe you should be so drunk you urinate on the proctor next time...
Sally: I came in blind stinking sober and got a 1228, maybe next time a bottle of vodka for breakfast.
Frank: I showed up after a bottle of tequila and 3 beers and got a 1580. You probably should not be a stoner, Maybe you should be so drunk you urinate on the proctor next time...
Sally: I came in blind stinking sober and got a 1228, maybe next time a bottle of vodka for breakfast.
by The_Drunken_Nun August 17, 2012
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Guy 2: "Uhh yea how could you tell"
Guy 1: "Your just so relaxed I could tell"
Guy 2: "Uhh yea how could you tell"
Guy 1: "Your just so relaxed I could tell"
by Weed phalantrophist August 14, 2009
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