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Stinging Nettle

When one cums on a girls chapped lips, and she receives a stinging sensation. This is similar to what it feels like to eat salty potato chips when one has chapped lips.
"Dude her lips were red today, probably from the stinging nettle I gave her last night!"
by Batchofnettles November 23, 2013
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sinking the brown

by terry the wordsmith September 23, 2003
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strinking

This was a Freudian typo that came about as a result of trying to convey something that was both striking and stinking at the same time.
The really strinking thing about bankers is the way they they get paid massive bonuses for massive failure.
by typospotter September 20, 2009
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Stinkin Linkin

I went to go to see Metallica, why the heck were Stinkin Linkin supporting, they deserved to be bottled off
by Bandit38 September 16, 2011
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sinking the titanic

When a fat man loses a lot of weight and no longer sees the tip of the iceberg, but the entirety of it. (The iceberg being the penis in this case)
Soon after the male engages into sexual intercourse and plows a female's vagina vigorously until her hull explodes from the impact.

A common sexual position between a newly slimmed down fat man and a ready and willing female ready to release her fluids from the raw impact of the iceberg.

Penetrating her with the iceberg coincides with the iceberg penetrating the hull of the Titanic which is why this sexual position is called "Sinking the Titanic"
"Hey Paul, how was it losing all that weight?"

"Great, I was sinking the titanic with my girlfriend last night.
by bardock obama October 10, 2013
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Colonel Stinkfinger

A nickname given to an individual after they perform sexual acts on a female partner.
Fred got Sarah drunk last night, and took her to bed. Now, Colonel Stinkfinger has a stinky finger.
by ferg-o-mite February 22, 2010
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Broom-sticking

The act of placing a broom out on the front porch to signal that your spouse is gone on deployment. This was a signal that you were horny and looking for sex or you where whoring yourself out for some extra cash. This was predominantly practiced on the NAS Lemoore before important people caught on to the practice.
Sailor Jimmy: so I was driving through housing yesterday and Captain smith house always has a broom on the front porch.

Sailor billy: yeah man, his wife is broom-sticking. While the old man is away, she does sexual favors for money.
by Mr. squeaky butthole July 8, 2018
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