Days when nothing seems to go right, as if you have had a transporter accident and beamed into a parallel universe where everything is harsher, more vile, and more difficult. Just as you begin to wonder why you seem to be so out of sync with things, you notice that Spock has a beard.
You are headed to work by the route you take every day, but the buses are running off schedule, so suddenly you are running late. Then you find that your usual coffee spot got burned down in the riots the night before. You get to the train to find that your usual train has broken down, so there are almost double the passengers on the next one, and you have to stand all the way. Finally, you get to work to find your boss is pissed that you missed the morning meeting that you didn't get the notice for yesterday anyway. And so it goes all day. Finally, you get home, crack a beer, switch on the tube, and only old re-runs of Star Trek are playing, but you notice that Spock has a beard.
by morbidius June 17, 2011
With a girl on her stomach, hook a chain through her top earrings. Yanking back on her head, tugging her ears like Mr. Spock. Go from two pink to one dirty to two and two with no warning, and with the force of an upppercut, she will have the expression of an angry Vulcan or Angry Spock.
by Jonny Fistfuck March 29, 2008
An international movement named after a line spoken in the "The Savage Curtain" episode of Star Trek in 1966 where Vulcan character Surak repeatedly cries out "Help me Spock" from behind a rock formation.
Although having its name based on the aforementioned Star Trek episode, the Help Me Spock movement is completely undefined and has been interpreted in many ways, including getting its own song by the band Warp 11 in 2008.
The vague nature of the Help Me Spock movement may very well be the reason for its appeal to millions of followers worldwide.
Although having its name based on the aforementioned Star Trek episode, the Help Me Spock movement is completely undefined and has been interpreted in many ways, including getting its own song by the band Warp 11 in 2008.
The vague nature of the Help Me Spock movement may very well be the reason for its appeal to millions of followers worldwide.
Help Me Spock!
by geekmalone October 17, 2022
A progression of the three most ingenious sexual maneuvers ever.
Why rock? ( \m/)
When you can SHOCK ( \n//)
When you can SPOCK! ( \\ //)
Why rock? ( \m/)
When you can SHOCK ( \n//)
When you can SPOCK! ( \\ //)
That dirty ho down south wanted the three string progression biatch! I rock shock spocked that girl to the next century.
by JFWONG October 23, 2004
When a government employee has sexual intercorse at the office. This term is primarily used around the DTRA.
My girlfriend and I went Spock on the Dock this weekend when we were feeling a little frisky! I wouldn't touch the desk if I were you...
by James Paul O'Brien April 21, 2006
the gradual, intensifying progression of manual vagino-anal dual penetration.
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peace: one finger in vagina, one finger in ass
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shocker: two fingers in vagina, one finger in ass
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spock: two fingers in vagina, two fingers in ass
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see shocker for more detail on the shock
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peace: one finger in vagina, one finger in ass
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shocker: two fingers in vagina, one finger in ass
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spock: two fingers in vagina, two fingers in ass
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see shocker for more detail on the shock
by noormr May 31, 2004
Similar to the standard air quotes gesture however you use the Spock hand formation and only use it to describe scientific or technical quotes.
I would have called bullshit on his string theory explanation however he did use Spock air quotes so I’m pretty sure he is correct.
by Sperbs and paint can Rench July 22, 2019