Spanky Franklin

When a man decides it's a good time to mash his cock with the kitchen utensils. The origin is from Ancient Egypt when the first spoon was invented. A man beat his dong to a pulp and he never came back from it.

"Jesus Jerry, Why did you give yourself a Spanky Franklin?"

"Well Sam, My wife left me, I lost my job, and my kids died."

by BonerSlap June 22, 2017

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cranky spanky

Someone so pissed off that he/she begins to rip off people's pants and violently spank their gluteus.

Dude I pissed my girl of so bad that she pulled a cranky spanky in the parking lot.

by Mitchy mitch December 23, 2015

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adhm-spanky

the act of joining a top medical school and thinking u ain't extremely smart (but you are extremely smart)
can be defined in a similar fashion to "imposter syndrome"

holy shit man did you know mark adhm-spanky into ain shams?

by zestra October 30, 2023

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spanky scurgler

Someone who sips spunk through a straw

Hey spanky scurgler how's it going mate

by Grug101 June 11, 2017

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spanky lanky

a SUPER sexy person. this person usually is very popular. when u are with a spanky lanky person they will either make you feel super good or super bad about yourself. #spankylankylife #stayspankylanky #popularandspankylanky

person one: oh my gosh karen is SO spanky lanky!
person two: ikr! she’s gorgeous!

by lynnyloohoo December 25, 2018

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