smurf

a term used by norteno gangsters to described soreanals aka surenos

cuddy there goes a smurf lets catch him slippin

by pimp pep December 5, 2011

The smurf

The act of the smurf involves banging a female. Banging the female while she is laying on her back, the male chokes her until she becomes blue. The male then ejaculates on her forehead/head area.

Damn dude, I banged that chick the other day and pulled the smurf move. It was great! She loved it!

by ThePack101 October 16, 2019

Smurfs

Slang for cops. Used because of their blue uniforms and noticeably unproportional male to female ratio.

Example 1-
Guy 1: How was the party last night?

Guy 2: It got busted by smurfs.

Example 2-
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Driver: Fuck off, smurf.

by ToastyBagels6943vr October 15, 2010

Smurfed

(verb) When a woman chokes or gags (turns blue) on semen or a penis while performing oral sex.

The forensics report came back, and it doesn't look pretty... Apparently her pimp smoked too much PCP and smurfed the poor bitch to death.

by verberator July 19, 2010

smurfing

the act of snorting crushed up blue adderall pills, which often leave the user with blue rings around their nose and blue snot

Dude A: Yo, you got some blue shit on your nose. Have you been smurfing?

by lexxilynxx June 24, 2014

smurf

a term which is used in vain as a substitute for heavy profanities.

Jack: I met up with sophia the other night.
Bill: no way, so what did you smurfing do?
Jack: I totally smurfed her
Bill: no smurfing way
Both: smurf yeah!

by shipleader cat September 15, 2005

Smurfing

When a girl goes down on one guy then makes out with another guy right after.

Did you hear about Chante' smurfing Justin last night?

by WeekendWarrior22 June 16, 2010