smuggling tic tacs

to have hard nips when you are an immigrant

Hey (insert name)...are u smuggling tic tacs?....U know that's actually funny b/c ur an immigrant

by Missy and Melissa December 12, 2004

Smuggles

People who have so much money that they can smile warmly while explaining in the most kind, condescending way how they're going to fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

Betsy DeVos, one of the President's favorite Smuggles, will take away taxpayer money to fund public schools and give it to her private-school-owning-friends, so that your kid can work for her friends' kid, and make her friend's kid rich.

by mysticklemom January 18, 2019

Skin Smuggling

When you go to someone's house at night and circumcise them in their sleep and then you take the foreskin for yourself.

Me and my freaky friends went Skin Smuggling last Saturday.

by Ginormagos zezty llama ballls December 28, 2024

Smuggling puppies

Used to describe a man's package when it is prominently on display and hard not to notice.

Did you see the pants that John was wearing just walking around smuggling puppies.

by XH2806 July 31, 2022

Smuggle

When you forcibly grab your pets for snuggles and kisses.

Watch out Puddin', I'm coming to smuggle you!

by heidismiles September 11, 2021

Sentence Smuggling

An attempt by an individual to smuggle negative emotions past another individual's awareness by the use of a disingenuous and ubiquitous statement; sometimes for the intent and purpose of using said emotions to inflict harm at a later and more opportune time.

Her: "I'm fine with it."
Him: "Yeah, I'm going to call BS on that on account of sentence smuggling. Tell me how you REALLY feel."

by Jinsei_KC July 14, 2016

attribute smuggling

An attempt to suggest or imply the attributes of one thing are relevant to a different thing by suggesting those two things are related or equivalent. Usually by means of suggesting using a word meaning the former for the latter. This results in the psychological effect of suggesting any and all attributes of the former should or could be relevant to the latter when this is not warranted.

"No, I won't let you call the universe a god. That suggests the universe has agency and intention. That's attribute smuggling."

by Phil Osophy June 6, 2025