there will be a slinky in the gift bag
by 20AItani April 15, 2023

by Jojomojo December 7, 2023

A euphemism for when one rips the crotch of of their pants and their flaccid male genetalia or anything that resembles the like is exposed. Similar to shirt cocking but with pants on. Can also be used as a contextual noun or verb to describe situations where a flaccid tube is exposed.
*A man is cutting on the dance floor*
He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.
The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
He gets low like flo Rida and his pants rip exposing his slinky salmon.
The slinking salmon made an unfortunate appearance at my grandmother's funeral
by Slinkin' salmon March 5, 2022

Slinky knows how to work a room.
Slinky OWNS the room
SLINKY CONTROLS THE SITUATION
SLINKY leaves you breathless.
SLINKY IS always ON
Slinky OWNS the room
SLINKY CONTROLS THE SITUATION
SLINKY leaves you breathless.
SLINKY IS always ON
by MOT NOSSORC April 21, 2017

Stoner #1: Duuuude. Show me that thing again.
Stoner #2: *shows thing*
Stoner #1: Duuuude. That was so slinky.
Stoner #2: *shows thing*
Stoner #1: Duuuude. That was so slinky.
by Ally_Kay May 2, 2017

by Your a neuron February 26, 2020
